• 1 Cat
  
• 1 Can of beer (any brand)
  
• 1 tsp garlic powder
  
• 1 tsp onion powder
  
• 1 tsp salt
  
• 1 tsp ground pepper
  
• 1/2 tsp chili powder
  

Mix spices and rub over cat. Drink half the can of beer and then place beer can into rear of cat and stand cat tripod-like on BBQ. Rotate in 30 minutes. Cook for a total of one hour.

Smoke flavouring helps.

Thanks to Robert Niles for this tasty recipe.